We Are
Tactical Freesh
We are Tactical Freesh - the most badass, incorrigible, no-frills place on the web offering free radical sh** every day! We've got hunting gear, body armor, scopes, triggers, stocks, holsters, slings, red dot sights, folding stocks, knives, binoculars...if you want it, and it's tactical, and it's free - then you've arrived.
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But if tactical freesh is your jam, we suggest you crack open a Four Loco, pour it into your triple-shot espresso, and prepare yourself for the most breathtaking, crowd-sourced selection of free giveaways on the interwebs.
Wanna be friends? Don’t be intimidated. We might seem like the most badass renegades to ever write an About Us section - and you'd be right - but like that cousin you avoid who wears a tuxedo t shirt at weddings, we've got style AND class.
Interested in letting some of your freesh fly? If you have some freesh to giveaway, please fill out this generic-ass form, and some idiot we barely pay will get in contact with you.
PS This website was built by the geeks over at 2ACommerce - apparently they are revolutionizing eCommerce, PoS, digital marketing, payment processing and data tools for the firearms industry ... don't worry .. the team that runs this site doesn't understand all that technical crap either, we just give away free sh*t.
What's that you say? You DON'T like tactical freesh? Then BEGONE with you! AWAY! Stop contributing to false impressions and skewing the bounce rate of our website, you dick. How dare you waste our precious cost-per-click program budget with your insincere interest. We will be coming after you for damages.
But if tactical freesh is your jam, we suggest you crack open a Four Loco, pour it into your triple-shot espresso, and prepare yourself for the most breathtaking, crowd-sourced selection of free giveaways on the interwebs.
Wanna be friends? Don’t be intimidated. We might seem like the most badass renegades to ever write an About Us section - and you'd be right - but like that cousin you avoid who wears a tuxedo t shirt at weddings, we've got style AND class.
Interested in letting some of your freesh fly? If you have some freesh to giveaway, please fill out this generic-ass form, and some idiot we barely pay will get in contact with you.
PS This website was built by the geeks over at 2ACommerce - apparently they are revolutionizing eCommerce, PoS, digital marketing, payment processing and data tools for the firearms industry ... don't worry .. the team that runs this site doesn't understand all that technical crap either, we just give away free sh*t.